FREEZE!
This is another tale of misery for a foot, but it's the other foot. It's nice they take turns to torture me. I've had a few corns in my life but no big deal. This past summer I was telling my Mom about two that were in different places than the usual. I showed them to her and she informed me they were plantar warts. What the heck?! I had some when I was a kid and I remember my little brother and I going to the doctor to have them burned off. Bing, bang, boom, and it was done. I started using the bandaids that had the medicine in them to treat both warts and corns. That got expensive so I found an entire box of 42 on Amazon. That should take care of it. Nope. I ordered a second box and about 3/4 of the way in I figured I had lost the match. These are stubborn little shits that mock me as I'd peel off the bandage and they'd be standing all proud unscathed. They are cone shaped and deeply imbedded so you can not pull them out; they are not meant to be pulled out!! ...