What The Hell Wednesday # 6
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My daughter needs to grow more feathers or get some fat on her. She is a tiny little thing so I her 'bird', which she despises.
I keep our house relativelycold cool, about 65 max. The older couple I work for keep their thermostat set at 75, summer or winter. WTH? By the time I leave there, I'm about ready to pass out. So I'm very content to come home to my meat locker and chill out.
Lately it's been about 40 outside in the morning, so I don't turn on the oil filled heater for my daughter. When it's colder I turn it on and lay her robe on it so it will be nice and warm when she gets up. Most mornings I hear "Why didn't you turn on the HEEEEEEEEttttteeeerrrrrrrr, it's freezing in here?" WTH? I'm so hot I'm sweating and she's cold.
The first thing she does when she gets home from school is heat up her rice pack and carry it around like a baby. WTH? "It's soooooo coooooold in herrrreeee", she whines again.
In the meantime I keep checking the thermostat because I swear that it's about 80 in the house. Maybe I'm peri-menopausal which only leads to death, of the ovaries that is.But it may as well be death from what I've heard. I already wake up several times a night and can't keep cool enough. I feel like a heater is always on inside me. WTH.
So my daughter better start dressing in layers more, grow more feathers, or eat more, because I don't see this changing anytime soon.
My daughter needs to grow more feathers or get some fat on her. She is a tiny little thing so I her 'bird', which she despises.
I keep our house relatively
Lately it's been about 40 outside in the morning, so I don't turn on the oil filled heater for my daughter. When it's colder I turn it on and lay her robe on it so it will be nice and warm when she gets up. Most mornings I hear "Why didn't you turn on the HEEEEEEEEttttteeeerrrrrrrr, it's freezing in here?" WTH? I'm so hot I'm sweating and she's cold.
The first thing she does when she gets home from school is heat up her rice pack and carry it around like a baby. WTH? "It's soooooo coooooold in herrrreeee", she whines again.
In the meantime I keep checking the thermostat because I swear that it's about 80 in the house. Maybe I'm peri-menopausal which only leads to death, of the ovaries that is.But it may as well be death from what I've heard. I already wake up several times a night and can't keep cool enough. I feel like a heater is always on inside me. WTH.
So my daughter better start dressing in layers more, grow more feathers, or eat more, because I don't see this changing anytime soon.
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BTW, my wife lived through menopause without a scratch. More importantly, so did I.
You might want to have your thyroid checked. When mine was overactive I felt like I was living in an oven and never needed a coat all winter. We live in Upstate NY where it snows all the time so coats are usually mandatory.
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I am so lucky I never went through the hot flash period. ALL, and I do mean ALL my female friends are either currently going through it or just over it. I am at work shivering in layers, with hat and gloves, while they fan themselves in tank tops...even on the coldest nights, when the indoor temp hovers at 64!
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