Animal Humor

After my most depressingt post the other day I thought I should lighten it up a bit. I got this stuff out of a catalog that I order doggy supplements from.

  • In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
  • People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.
  • It is illegal to take a French Poodle to the opera in Chicago.
  • In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
  • In New York, donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs.
  • In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.
  • In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.
  • In Oklahoma, it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • If the admission fee is paid before they enter, horses in Burns, Oregon, are allowed in the town's taverns.
  • Cats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.
  • Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statue in Barber, North Carolina.
  • Fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from entering bakeries in McDonald, Ohio.
  • No chicken may cross any road within the city limits of Quitman, Georgia.
  • In Kansas, it's illegal to steal a chicken during the day.
  • In Atlanta, it's against the law to tie a girafffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp.
  • In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.
  • Horses in Marshalltown, Iowa, are not allowed to eat fire hydrants.
  • In Cumberland, Maryland, you cannot keep your chickens with you in your hotel room.
  • In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks.
  • Riding a camel on a highway in Nevade is against the law.
  • In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal for camels to wander the streets unattended.
  • In Wilbur, Washington, it is against the law for a person to "ride an ugly horse"--the fine is $300!
  • On Friday the 13th, all black cats were once legally required to wear bells in French Lick Springs, Indiana.
  • Crocoldiles are prohibited from being tied to fire hydrants in Detroit, Michigan.

Comments

ethelmaepotter! said…
This is HILARIOUS!

I had read some of these before but some are new to me - like taking your French Poodle to the opera and horses not being allowed to EAT fire hydrants!!!

You gotta think that at some point in history, there was a REASON that these laws were enacted!

I remember a couple more from somewhere - In Miami, FL, it's illegal to park your elephant after 1pm on Sundays on 8th Street.

And in Alaska, where it's legal to hunt bears, it is ILLEGAL to WAKE ONE UP TO TAKE HIS PICTURE!!! OMG!!!

This is a fantastic post!
fernvalley01 said…
too funny
"In Oklahoma, it is illegal to get a fish drunk"
and yet in Newfoundland it is a tradition! LOL

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