Take A Right At DANGER
Yesterday my daughter started her first day of high school. The school is still under renovation and won't be totally finished until next year. On her way to a class she got lost so she stopped a teacher to ask for directions. He pointed down the long hall and said "See that danger sign way down there? Walk all the way down and take a right at DANGER, then take lefts at the next two halls and you'll find it."
So the next time you are lost or confused, just take a right at DANGER and then take two left hand turns; works every time.