Costo Sells Caskets?
Don't you love it when you're just researching something online and all of a sudden you discover something that leaves you totally Gobsmacked?
I was on Costco's website researching digital cameras. I just found out that the camera my daughter took swimming in the Pacific ocean suffered too much damage and is unrepairable. I'm looking at all the different departments and see one for funerals. Huh? Funerals? So I click on caskets and find some beauties for sale. Personally I like this little pink one. It's called Kentucky Rose. Who would not want to spend eternity packed inside this? It's only $1499.99 and includes shipping and handling. This cute little thing can even be delivered to your home in three business days. And if you're not satisfied you can return it to any Costco warehouse.
You know, this could be a lot of fun. Order casket, lie in it for awhile, and then drive it up to your nearest store. Tell them that you found it too confining and a bit uncomfortable. Say you're claustrophobic too and that you don't think this will do long-term, then ask if they have anything a little roomier and airier. Or maybe something with a view.
Just a few strange thoughts swimming around my head today.
FYI: They also sell urns and pet urns. Just in case you were wondering.