WHAT, No Bread?
I was in a bead shop today and this guy comes in and asks the owner if they have any bread. The owner looked puzzled and then flashes a grin and tells the bread seeker, "It's BEAD Addicts Attic, not Bread."
"Oh" the man said, "just trying to find a decent loaf of whole wheat bread."
It was hard to keep a straight face but we directed him to a bakery down the street. It gave me my chuckle for the day anyway.