Way To Go Granny
Seems like this naked dude by the name of Michael DICK (no kidding) enters the home of an 88 year-old woman in the Portland area. He throws her face down onto a chair. She remembers something she heard once on the news about grabbing a man in the crotch to save yourself. So that's exactly what she did, reached around and gave him a good squeeze. He managed to get away but was caught quickly after she called 911.
I'd say she's got more balls than he does.