Now the Porn Industry Wants a Bailout?

I just heard this on the news and had to check it out for myself. Apparently Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild) and Larry Flynt (Hustler) thinks the government should give them 5 million. Why you ask? Well, I know you really aren't asking. Neither was I.

But Larry said "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind, It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Both he and Francis go on to say that if the auto and financial industries get help, so should they. They claim that xxx video sales are down about 22%.

Well boo hoo boys.

Maybe people have something more important on their minds, like how they are going to make enough money to feed their kids since they got laid off. Or how are they going to retire now that their 401K tanked. And how sad that all those homeless people can't buy your dvd's like they did before they got that foreclosure notice because they couldn't make the house payment.

I suggest that these two pack up a wagon full of dvd's and drive to Mexico City, where the mayor is giving away Viagra to men 70 and over. In no time business will be booming again.

Comments

earthtoholly said…
Loved your suggestion there at the end...that's a riot! double :o)
Ebie said…
I concur! They'll be one big happy family!

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