Ladies, Stay Away From Mexico City!
The Mayor of Mexico City is implementing a plan to give away Viagra to men 70 and over. He said he is doing this because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."
There are over 112,000 men over 70 living in Mexico City and this plan will begin on December 1st. Merry Christmas to them!
So Mexico City will have 112,000 horny men running around. How many of these men are married? The poor wives of these guys are probably happy that this portion of their lives is over and now they're going to be pestered every day by these old fools. And how many unmarried women are now going to have to lock their doors to keep the horny old men away.
What kind of a fool mayor would implement such a thing? I'm all for quality of life and happiness but I don't think that giving every older men Viagra is going to do it. Find them other activities to be involved in besides sex. Ever heard of cards and bingo?
Not that I'm any hot tomato myself, but I know for sure that I will not be taking a trip anytime soon to Mexico City.